Life Changing Error
Wednesday morning, I reached into my pocket for my cell phone, and mistakenly pulled out my wallet -- so I reached into the same pocket again . . . and pulled out another wallet; I had inadvertently taken my "going out" wallet to school instead of my cell phone, and so now I was walking around with two wallets in my pocket, instead of my wallet and my cell phone, which was silly, but also a great visual gag, so I made sure to tell everyone the story, while enacting it, and the producing of the second wallet generally got a laugh, so I'm quitting my job and going on tour as a prop comedian, like my hero, Carrot Top.
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7 comments:
You have two wallets!
I meant to say: you have two wallets?
Sure. Every girl does. One is more of a clutch.
you don't have a "going out wallet"?
a small one that you just put $$$ and a credit card in, so that if you get mugged, you don't lose your library card? wtf?
I do not. I keep my library card in a drawer at home.
having two wallets is among the more dave things ever, along with wearing short sleeve dress shirts with ties, and paddleboarding.
i actually have three wallets. one is made of duct tape.
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