The Deepest of All Questions

I'm not going to do any research on this topic-- too disgusting-- and my experience with the subject is purely anecdotal, but I'm fairly certain that the phenomenon is real; some weeks, my toenails grow faster than normal (and require clipping) and some weeks they don't seem to grow at all . . . so why is toenail growth variable and what causes this?

2 comments:

Lecky said...

Alcohol consumption. Decide how that works for you and go forth

Dave said...

okay, i will make a chart . . .

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