Long Live Dave's Butt

In a Feature That You Hope Will Never Recur, I take a long and hard look at my buttocks: once upon a time I was strong enough to "press the stack" on many universal weight machines in the gym, but those days are gone; now the only complete stack I can press with ease and for multiple repetitions is on the glute machine . . . my butt is the last castle standing in a once great kingdom.


zman said...

I can press the stack on a box of Thin Mints.

Dave said...

insert girl scout joke here.

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