Happy Birthday Catherine (So Glad You're Not Barking Mad)


My lovely, charming, beautiful and-- most importantly-- sane and logical wife turns 40 today . . . and, after watching the new Errol Morris documentary Tabloid, which revisits the story of the "manacled Mormon" and his purported kidnapper and lover, Joyce McKinney, you will realize that the most important thing in a relationship is not the charming and beautiful part, but the sane and logical-- so if you want to appreciate your sane and logical significant other, then spend 90 minutes with Joyce McKinney, who was certainly beautiful and charming, and certainly had a strong and passionate love for a certain chubby Mormon missionary named Kirk Anderson, but as for the sane and logical part . . . you'll have to be the judge; I won't reveal the rest of the story, but it has more plot twists than a John le Carre novel and Erroll Morris captures plenty of documentary gold along the way: five cloned dogs out of five.

5 comments:

zman said...

Insane/irrational relationships are not fun.

rob said...

women love it when you broadcast their age over a boundaryless medium.

zman said...

That's why I would never comment that Whitney is 40.

rob said...

s/he's not

Almighty Yojo said...

40 is the new 37.

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