Some Predictions


My clairvoyance is well documented, so pay close attention to my Predictions for 2011: jeans will get even tighter, the accordion will NOT make a comeback,  the debate over how much a corporate entity can tranche a synthetic collateral debt obligation will bore people, Americans will forget about soccer until the next world cup, Leonardo DiCaprio will not make a screwball comedy, many people will go on diets, and I will eat more tacos.

10 comments:

Igor said...

You will eat more tacos than what? Or whom?

More than 100? More than your vegan neighbor? More than you did in 2010 (and if so, how many did you eat last year)? We need some quantifying, stat.

C'est Moi said...

But the ukelele might...

Dave said...

you misunderstood. i will eat more TACOS. as opposed to human flesh.

Igor said...

More than 100 would be cooler. You could have a running tally on the side of the blog.

Igor said...

And the ukelele came back 7 years ago!

Dave said...

if i kind find a gadget, i will keep a taco count. and i definitely eat more than a hundred. when we have mexican night, i eat 6-7 tacos, and we definitely have mexican night every few weeks. plus we had pulled pork tacos two nights last week, i'm probably already up to 15 tacos.

Igor said...

Nice work!

Dave said...

this is going to be awesome. motivation to eat lots of tacos.

T.J. said...

Eat more tacos.

kevin m. brady said...

i went to a concert in red bank a couple of years ago, and the singer had a drawing of some type - you write your name on paper and could win something if you signed up at a table in the back - so i signed my name, even though i already owned her cd - yes, i am the one person who still purchases cd's every now and then - and then at the end of the concert, or maybe at some type of intermission, they called my name and i won a(nother) copy of the singer's cd, and also a cd by the opening act which happened to be a guy playing the UKELELE! it was pretty good, but the wife doesn't enjoy it as much as i do...

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