I Discover Something Strange


Two weeks ago I was taking a walk by the lake near my parents' house and the trail was blocked by some fallen trees, which I climbed over and then I had to traverse a little dirt hill over a log and duck my head under a branch and then I turned a corner and-- suddenly . . . almost magically-- I was inside a little fort of downed trees and there was a low slung house hidden in this fort, about two feet high with a shingled roof and steps down to a dug out door, probably four feet down into the earth, so if you were inside the house, the ceiling might have been at the height of a grown man, and there was a little basement style window set in the wood walls but no light was on (which I pointed out to my wife as proof that no one was home, but she countered with this statement: "It's not like the house has electricity!" and I must admit that she's right) and when I first saw the house I was listening to a creepy techno song by Daft Punk from the new Tron soundtrack and I didn't have the common sense to take off my headphones, and so I kept thinking someone was behind me and I left the fort fairly quickly and started to walk back to my car, but then I turned around and went back, I felt a weird and anxious need to check it out more, though it reminded me of the final scene of The Blair Witch Project (or a meth-lab or the Unabomber's cabin) and so walked back-- with my headphones still blasting-- and I took one more good look: there were several bicycles and an assortment of bike parts within the confines of the fort and a rusty boat hull attached to the roof with a bike lock and there was a padlock on the solid looking wood door; finally, I got out of there, but I still feel compelled to go back and check it out again so if I disappear without a trace, you know where to start the search.

7 comments:

C'est Moi said...

What type of bike lock? Old? New? U lock? Cable lock?

I need this information to make a further assessment of the situation.

Lecky said...

Underwear Larry!

Dave said...

this is way beyond underwear larry's carpentry skills.

cable lock.

i'm going back today to snap a picture.

zman said...

I bet if you go inside the little house you'll wind up inside a mainframe computer riding a light cycle and throwing an electric discus.

eric said...

I am honestly captivated by this story; it's surreal and stimulates my imagination. I heard it in person, read it twice, and want to go back there when you go.

Dave said...

you're tying to knot the now, eric, you can't be going on stupid adventures like this . . .

C'est Moi said...

If I just found out that Eric got engaged by reading the comment section of Dave's blog, I'm going to be really pissed off.

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