Pomp and Circumcision
I have been elected by the student body to give the graduation speech this year, and I am a bit nervous as I'll be speaking to a very large crowd (800 students, their families, many teachers and administrators, etc.) and so I'm working on a strong opening to my speech . . . and here is idea number one: "Greetings, I would like to thank all the parents in attendance today-- I am so glad that eighteen years and nine months ago you had unprotected sex."
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two words: you tube
i will get that speech up on gheorghe soon after i deliver it.
what will it be worth to g:tb for a plug?
priceless. double that if you can get a local paper to mention g:tb.
I think real challenge here is delivering the speech in one sentence.
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