The Culprit? My Wife

Yesterday, the sports-watch I lost weeks ago reappeared on shelf where I keep my stuff, and my question was: how did it get there?-- but after a brief but successful interrogation of my wife, I discovered that she "hid it" when the alarm was going off while she was taking a nap, and just remembered yesterday where she put it-- in the kid's food cabinet-- but if I wouldn't have asked her, I don't think would have told me her role in the mystery/crime.

4 comments:

rob said...

is it safe?

Al DePantsdowno said...

She made a calculated decision that you would be oblivious. Guess how many times she's done something similar in the past and you never knew.

Dave said...

well, the tables have turned-- the new dave is going to be savvy to this sort of thing . . .

rob said...

new dave! like new coke, only hairier.

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