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Best Halloween Treat Ever
My dog Sirius provided me with a delectable Halloween treat-- two engorged ticks-- each the size, color and consistency of a plump blueberry (I had to pry them from his stumpy tail with a forked stick . . . yuck).
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Slather them in Vaseline and they'll fall off in seconds. They breathe through holes in their shells and the Vaseline smothers them.
that sounds fairly gross too-- engorged tick slathered in a clear slimy jelly-- but i'll give it a try next time.
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