Apparently, Tiger Woods hasn't played golf for a year, but I didn't know this-- my brother actually claimed I was lying to him when I told him I wasn't aware that Tiger hadn't hit the links in a while and accused me of "living under a rock"-- so I'd like to offer an official apology to Tiger Woods (and give him a coveted photo-op on my blog) and I'd also like to say I'm sorry to all other athletes and celebrities that I have not paid enough attention to in the last year.
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You and you cyst are hilarious.
Technically Tiger's only been gone for 8 or 9 months, not a year. Oh, I forgot, to you schoolteacher types, that is a year.
the summer is when we do the REAL work-- that's when we get smarter so we can teach better the next year.
my cyst actually thought of the calvin peete picture joke.
huh? why are my son and husband's names in the last comment? i want in on the joke. please tell me wise cyst.
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