Showing posts with label Urethras. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Urethras. Show all posts

Like a Sea Urchin in Your Urethra




In The Matrix, just before Morpheus sends Neo down the rabbit-hole, he commends him for his awareness: "you know something . . . what you know you can't explain, but you can feel it . . . you don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad" and his words are both ominous and elegant, a perfect set-up for the bombshell soon to come, but I recently learned from an anonymous source that the Wachowski Brothers ran through a number of alternatives before they arrived at the "splinter in your mind" simile . . . here they are:

1) like a cinderblock in your anus;


2) like a sea urchin in your urethra;

3) like a Khan worm in your ear;


4) like a polyp in TR's nostril;


5) like a hedgehog in your armpit;


6) like a caltrop between your butt cheeks;


7) like a booger in your mustache;


8) like the early-morning gound in your eye;


9) like a donkey in your bathtub;


10) like a splinter in your pinky-toe, right under the nail, and you can't get it out-- even with a pin that you sterilized with rubbing alcohol . . . it is this feeling that has brought you to me . . . do you know what I'm talking about?
A New Sentence Every Day, Hand Crafted from the Finest Corinthian Leather.