tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post7491419649068655713..comments2024-03-28T15:14:01.549-04:00Comments on Sentence of Dave: The 9 Billion Sentences of DaveDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10076160316071071272noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-71667106060647702242011-09-03T05:57:27.540-04:002011-09-03T05:57:27.540-04:00i'm not trying to eat 200 inconvenient tacos! ...i'm not trying to eat 200 inconvenient tacos! i am keeping track of how many actual tacos i eat in a year. <br /><br />YOU try to eat 200 inconvenient tacos! i'm just counting.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10076160316071071272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-15358392363782220612011-09-02T20:10:40.774-04:002011-09-02T20:10:40.774-04:00Anyone can eat 200 tacos. I bet TR could eat 200 ...Anyone can eat 200 tacos. I bet TR could eat 200 right now. It's only a big deal if eating them is inconvenient, so you have to go out to get them or make them yourself. If I showed up at your school at noon every day with two delicious tacos from your favorite Mexican spot you would have no excuse to fail to eat 200 tacos in a year. In light of some of your sentences, going out to eat with your two kids is probably a difficult task so you don't have many opportunities to eat tacos unless you make them, and in light of most of your sentences I think you are too lazy to make 200 tacos. If you go to your favorite Mexican place and order a bunch of tacos but only eat half and then bring the rest home, those leftover tacos don't count because (1) you didn't eat them with the rest of your taco order, and (2) there is no inconvenience associated with eating leftover tacos, they're right there in the fridge and you don't even have to reheat them. So those leftover tacos are essentially freebies in the quest for 200 tacos and thus they don't count.zmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10435738243743797845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-69384862200500972882011-09-02T17:27:03.205-04:002011-09-02T17:27:03.205-04:00that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard. ...that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard. a taco is a taco-- it doesn't matter when it was made. what constitutes leftover? is there a particular time limit? i'm astounded someone so smart could say something so stupid.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10076160316071071272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-63748653945429932902011-09-02T17:07:00.255-04:002011-09-02T17:07:00.255-04:00Leftover tacos do not count. I feel strongly abou...Leftover tacos do not count. I feel strongly about this.zmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10435738243743797845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-29138540306147696872011-09-02T16:59:51.172-04:002011-09-02T16:59:51.172-04:00be careful with that-- what happens if you complet...be careful with that-- what happens if you complete the list?Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10076160316071071272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-91897327592393818282011-09-02T13:47:22.669-04:002011-09-02T13:47:22.669-04:00i'm working on a program to count all the euph...i'm working on a program to count all the euphemisms for masturbation.robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09442498450575812092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-20819353189670304862011-09-02T13:15:38.496-04:002011-09-02T13:15:38.496-04:00so yes, soft tacos count.so yes, soft tacos count.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10076160316071071272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-82422827880286004252011-09-02T13:15:22.633-04:002011-09-02T13:15:22.633-04:00and since i've been keeping track, i always or...and since i've been keeping track, i always order the mole poblano plate at the mexican place and then get a side order of corn tortillas to amke tacos from the platter. <br /><br />i usually have to ask for the side of corn tortillas, but today i forgot to order and she brought them anyway. she must be following the spanish translation of sentence of dave.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10076160316071071272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-22400894134916829572011-09-02T13:13:29.890-04:002011-09-02T13:13:29.890-04:00at two late night leftover tacos last night and ha...at two late night leftover tacos last night and had three tacos for lunch in new brunswick. don't count me out!<br /><br />but i only ate three for dinner last night because i was going out drinking.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10076160316071071272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-54398130328896551732011-09-02T12:47:26.657-04:002011-09-02T12:47:26.657-04:00Do soft tacos count?Do soft tacos count?rhinolipsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-72434707408136671822011-09-02T12:01:49.785-04:002011-09-02T12:01:49.785-04:00There's really no chance Dave gets to 200 taco...There's really no chance Dave gets to 200 tacos, is there? Oh, well. I really thought he could do it.Whitneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03226312371632855194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-20545428581443661942011-09-02T10:19:03.648-04:002011-09-02T10:19:03.648-04:00Well, there goes the taco count record.Well, there goes the taco count record.Squeakyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12725430472823341537noreply@blogger.com