tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post3412441889408281565..comments2024-03-27T16:07:00.131-04:00Comments on Sentence of Dave: This Should Be an Olympic EventDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10076160316071071272noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-85126190858557346052016-09-29T05:50:57.633-04:002016-09-29T05:50:57.633-04:00no way i'm doing something as mundane as infla...no way i'm doing something as mundane as inflating tires without smoking like a chimney. Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10076160316071071272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-81051633811958547502016-09-28T17:17:53.588-04:002016-09-28T17:17:53.588-04:00 But how would Dave light his cigarettes? But how would Dave light his cigarettes? Whitneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03226312371632855194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-35112349173756812352016-09-28T16:37:42.666-04:002016-09-28T16:37:42.666-04:00For about $20 you can get an air pump that plugs i...For about $20 you can get an air pump that plugs into your cigarette lighter, then you can inflate your tires however slowly you want. zmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10435738243743797845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-16159051222529107172016-09-28T14:43:50.679-04:002016-09-28T14:43:50.679-04:00ok, first of all, i'm not an idiot. i removed ...ok, first of all, i'm not an idiot. i removed the valve covers and put them in my pocket. still didn't make it.<br /><br /> and obviously usain bolt does not own a car. he can run! why would he pay for gas?<br /><br />if it were an olympic event, you'd have to remove the covers during the course of the three minute "game."Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10076160316071071272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-58670782151082401762016-09-28T12:11:18.339-04:002016-09-28T12:11:18.339-04:00Usain Bolt is a car guy. He has famously crashed ...Usain Bolt is a car guy. He has famously crashed a plurality of BMW M3s and thus likely does not keep cars long enough for their tires to require inflation during his ownership.zmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10435738243743797845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-48919567973843699942016-09-28T11:02:58.440-04:002016-09-28T11:02:58.440-04:00Usain Bolt does not inflate his own tires.Usain Bolt does not inflate his own tires.Clarencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16158685457558455627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350047293841073888.post-1627290932223477222016-09-28T09:48:47.646-04:002016-09-28T09:48:47.646-04:00Take all the valve covers off first and put them i...Take all the valve covers off first and put them in your pocket. Then make sure all of the hose is off the hook and fully unfurled. No euphemisms intended.zmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10435738243743797845noreply@blogger.com