Republicans Should Start Surfing

After some very sketchy research and a few stereotypical assumptions that are probably statistically true (conservatives ride motorcycles, liberals ride bikes; conservatives hunt, liberals surf) I've determined that if you're a conservative then you are way more likely to die doing a leisure activity-- 33 skiers died last year, but only 12 snowboarders; there were 55 cycling deaths as compared to a whopping 5000 motorcycle deaths; 80 hunting deaths but zero soccer and tennis deaths (soccer and tennis seem to be sports that skew the most towards Democrats) and 200 people die each year angling while surfing deaths are extraordinarily rare.


5 comments:

zman said...

SoD is the internet's leading purveyor of sketchy research.

Marls said...

Your cited research also notes that extrem action sports, MMA and pro wrestling skew Democratic. Not sure what to make of that.

Whitney said...

Sketchy researchers

Whitney said...

Charlie Dent don't surf

Dave said...

i guess liberals like to watch professional wrestling and MMA, but maybe not participate? I like GLOW (and would certainly participate in women's professional wrestling . . . ala andy kaufman).

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