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Canceling a gym membership is like trying to retire from the mafia.

5 comments:

Whitney said...

Cancel it like you cancelled your membership to Columbia House. I trust you remember that.

Marls said...

8 CD’s for a penny!

Whitney said...

Dear Columbia House,

Please remove me from your club. I will not receive or return any future mailings. I am going to the Big House.

Sincerely,
Dave

Marls said...

They also would have accepted “the slambo jambo”.

Dave said...

i do NOT remember that . . . but that doesn't mean it's not true. thank god we have you around to remember all that stuff.

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