My Wife Insists That The Thing I Just Said Must Be My Sentence Today

I don't know how to mop.

6 comments:

zman said...

That's a brilliant way to avoid housecleaning--sentence of 2018!

Fatguyinaspeedo said...

I learned at Carolina Seafood.

Cat said...

He is a quick learner;)

Dave said...

cat taught me and i did a great job, the best job you could do . . . and then i got to yell at everyone when they walked all over my clean floor!

and i somehow avoided mopping up at carolina seafood.

and i did NOT avoid housecleaning.

rob said...

you avoided housecleaning the summer you worked at carolina seafood

Dave said...

that's for certain-- the maggot sandwich . . . and the pallets in the bathroom . . . yikes

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