Note to Self: Buy Granola

Basmati rice in a brown zip-lock style bag has a similar heft as a bag of granola, and it also has a simlar feel and sound when it is poured-- which is why I poured a lot of uncooked Basmati rice into my bowl of Greek yogurt this morning before I noticed that it was rice pouring out of the bag and not granola (so much rice that I had to toss the whole mess into the trash . . . the rice grains were inextricable from the yogurt).



2 comments:

zman said...

And yet you have the temerity to give high school kids bad essay grades using your rubric of granola.

Professor G. Truck said...

i'll be the first to admit i am the king of hypocrisy.

nice use of "temerity"!

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