This Sentence is Not About Salsa

I can't pinpoint exactly when this happened, it just crept up on us-- but I think my family is indicative of a larger American trend in that we drink a shitload of seltzer.

11 comments:

rob said...

we drink exactly zero seltzer. iconoclastic as fuck!

Dave said...

that's the craziest thing i've ever heard! do you drink soda?

rob said...

no

zman said...

I do not drink the Coke I only drink the seltzermillia.

Whitney said...

Nice, Z

Whitney said...

I like the La Croix.

Professor G. Truck said...

that's impressive rob. you're going to be able to send your kids to college. what do you drink? why not seltzer? it's very refreshing.

zman said...

zwoman drinks La Croix, usually coconut flavored. I don't like seltzer too much but the coconut stuff is palatable.

Whitney said...

I haven't had coconut but I like berry and orange and lime. You know, fruity.

Whitney said...

And I like "Spray Cat Strut" by the Brian Seltzer Orchestra.

zman said...

I'm dying of thoyst, DYING OF THOYST!! SELTZER! SELTZER! A mawlted maybe?

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