Unexplained Shaving Phenomenon

It's trite and cliche, but after a month in the Southwest, followed by an immediate family vacation at the Jersey Shore, I am certain that it IS the humidity . . . and perhaps that explains why, after a month of not shaving, it was so easy to remove my beard . . . I'm not sure if it's easier to shave when you haven't done it in a long time-- if the hair comes off easier-- or if it was just the return to a humid environment . . . and the internet has no explanation . . . but if I didn't look so grizzled with full-on facial hair, than this would be my new shaving pattern: four weeks of growth, then a super-smooth/clean shave.


8 comments:

zman said...

It's definitely easier to shave when you let things go for a while. It's also easier in the north than in the south and southwest. I think it has something to do with the hard norther water vs the softer southern water. I cut my face to ribbons whenever I'm shaving in Florida.

Dave said...

okay, you need to do an experiment and write up some results!

Clarence said...

No sentence today?

Clarence said...

I was told I would get one sentence per day. Sign out front said so.

Clarence said...

Is it an average? Will there be two sentences tomorrow? 7 next Monday?

zman said...

Slackness of Dave.

Clarence said...

In truth, Dave has violated the rules of punctuation and reasonability so much, he probably has an excess of 690 sentences or so in credit.

See you in 2018!

Dave said...

i didn't say what time my sentence would be up . . . i have until midnight.

A New Sentence Every Day, Hand Crafted from the Finest Corinthian Leather.