The Ultimate Wish: Combine These

I wish I were European, so I could wear a Speedo to my pool without irony . . . and not for the comfort (no chafing!) or the speed I'd gain while swimming my laps, but just because I can't imagine what my brain would feel like if I didn't mind walking around in one of those things (I also wish I could dance without feeling self-conscious and spastic).

5 comments:

Clarence said...

Do it. Send pics.

Dave said...

you do it!

Clarence said...

Ok

zman said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoqDYcCDOTg

Dave said...

is that really something i need to watch? i'm referring to both comments . . .

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