Tamales and Rocks and Things


If you like big rocks stacked on top of little rocks-- and who doesn't?-- then Pyramid Mountain is the hike for you; while rocks of all sizes are plentiful for the entire hike, there are two in particular that stand out: Bear Rock, which is huge and balanced precariously on its side, and Tripod Rock, which is a really big rock sitting on top of three smaller rocks . . . either a glacier or some very industrious Native Americans did this, and it's got a Stonehenge type feel to it; you can do a loop, climb the mountain, see the big rocks, and then return to the parking lot along rocky cliffs overlooking Taylortown Reservoir . . . this is one of the best hikes I've done in New Jersey and I highly recommend it; it was steep enough in spots that the discussion turned morbid and we ended up making a bet about how many people died trying to summit Mount Everest; I said 72, Catherine said 89, Ian said an even hundred, and Alex went high and said 150 . . . the stakes were five dollars a head to be spent on Birnn Chocolate given to the winner; you can make your own guess and then read this to see if you would have won; luckily, we did not die on the mountain and so we got to stop for lunch in Morristown on the way home at Macho Nacho, awesome chorizo and carne asada tacos and gigantic pork tamales for cheap (and Ian had his first ever chimichanga and pronounced it good).

5 comments:

Clarence said...

Tripod Rock, wasn't that that band with Tommy Lee, John Holmes, Milton Berle, and Wilt Chamberlain? Their album Hung Jury and that song, "Ding Dong, It's 12" still leave a mark.

zman said...

You ate Mexican food in Morristown and didn't invite me?

rob said...

i would've totally won the chocolate. you guys are morons. no offense.

Clarence said...

But I do enjoy the Horse with No Name reference.

Dave said...

it's not like we were significantly off, statistically. and sorry zman, i should have remembered how close you are to there, next time i will shoot you a text early.

it's so easy to refer to that song . . .

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