Dave Learns How to Use a Scarf!

It took my me all winter to figure it out, but I finally mastered the scarf-- in order to wear one, I need to first put on a hooded sweatshirt, then I need to wrap the scarf around my bare (and rather thick) neck, and then, in order to secure the scarf in place, I need to pull the hood of the sweatshirt over the scarf-- so it's jammed in there; this method really keeps the scarf up over my chin and mouth and it stays that way-- I walked the dog for an hour down by the river and the wind didn't bother me at all . ..  so if next winter is a bad one, and I start posting scarf incompetence stuff again, someone please remind me about this epiphany.

6 comments:

zman said...

How can someone so smart be so stupid?

rob said...

pretty jaunty look, that

Lecky said...

al QDava

Dave said...

sported my scarf inside the sweatshirt and my socks tucked into my sweatpants yesterday at the park, but it didn't matter-- it's so cold no one else is outside.

if dave wears a scarf in the forest and no one sees it, did it happen?

Whitney said...

The Dave smart/stupid quandary has perplexed many through the years. Good luck finding an answer.

Dave said...

wait until tomorrow's sentence . . . more on the smart side. once again, i read a book.

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