Some Girls Give Me Diamonds, Some Girls Heart Attacks . . .

This school year, I endure many hardships:

1) I have to teach in three different rooms;

2) the periods when I am off from teaching in these three different rooms, the English office is full of women . . .

but I have learned a few things:

1) some women plan their trips to the gym around their hair-washing schedule;

2) I am a disorganized wreck and should not be teaching in three rooms.

6 comments:

zman said...

Spending 45 minute blocks of time with women made you realize you're disorganized? Or is this just a structurally disorganized sentence?

Dave said...

no, it's the women.

they have binders.

Clarence said...

hate those periods, but love the women...

zman said...

>>slow claps<<

rob said...

binders full of women?

Dave said...

better than binders full of periods.

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