Sad News: Dave Has No Fashion Sense

The death of Oscar de la Renta caused quite a hubbub in the main office Tuesday morning; everyone was lamenting his passing . . . and I was quite shook up as well, mainly because I didn't even know he existed, and then-- quite suddenly-- he was dead.




4 comments:

zman said...

Was he a boxer? Or that green guy in the garbage can in Park Slope?

Dave said...

aren't they the same guy?

rob said...

even if we stretch the definition of the word to its absolute breaking point, it's still not news that dave has no fashion sense.

Dave said...

i meant it here like a sixth sense-- like "i see dead fashion designers."

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