A Loooooooong Week for Ian

By Wednesday afternoon of last week, this was the list of Ian's infractions at school, as reported by his very forgiving and patient teacher on his behavior sheet: putting his middle finger down (instead of up, he claims he was taunted into doing this, but he knows better), putting the cap to the glue stick up his butt and then giving it to someone, getting caught erasing the details about the middle-finger episode and the glue stick/butt incident and so not only did his behavior sheet include an addendum (written in pen) describing those two previous incidents, but it also explained that Ian claimed that he "accidentally" erased that part of the note -- though he admitted to me that he did this in order to get in less trouble, and -- finally-- he got into an argument with Lucy and called her a "buttface buffoon."

5 comments:

Clarence said...

Way to gloss over that glue stick cap incident.

Dave said...

best not to dwell on things like that.

rob said...

was that some sort of hazing incident?

Dave said...

the first rule of glue stick cap in the butt is that YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT GLUE STICK CAP IN THE BUTT!

zman said...

I thought glue sticks in the butt was a Lambo thing.

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