Not For Those With Two Weeks of Vacation Time

All you folks with full time jobs probably don't want to hear this, nor will you believe it, but nothing is worse than the end-of-the-summer-holy-shit-I've-got-to-go-back-to-work anxiety stomachache . . . it's an awful feeling (but not so awful that I would choose to work in the summer . . . God bless the agrarian calendar) and my stomachache was compounded by the fact that a tooth of mine cracked off at the crown, and so on the same day that I return to work, I will also visit the dentist for some kind of procedure which I can only imagine to be horrific . . . and the worst part is I can't even whinge about all this because it falls on deaf ears, since most people have been working all summer long and have no sympathy.

3 comments:

Whitney said...

No, we don't want to hear it, nor will we comment about it.

But apparently we don't have anything to comment about anything else you're writing of late. You've garnered 3 total comments in your last 15 posts, and two of the comments came from your keyboard. I didn't even comment when you mentioned me by name.

What's happening to the SoD's popularity?

Dave said...

it waxes and wanes, like my back hair . . .

Rhinolips said...

It might be time for a contest to boost readership.

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