Porkocrite

For a guy that claims he doesn't eat pork, I eat a lot of pork (in fact, I may eat a fair amount of pork as compared to a person who actually eats pork).

9 comments:

Melanie said...

You also claim to not like cookies with raisins and eat all my oatmeal raisin cookies on the beach.

Dave said...

but i still hate the raisins. i just eat them all so i don't offend you.

Jerry said...

Pork Antonio

rob said...

sooey's awaits your porkophilia.

rob said...

and melanie, i will eat as many oatmeal raisin cookies as you care to give dave to take to the beach with him tomorrow.

Dave said...

oatmeal cookies are only for beach trip part deux.

Melanie said...

Please do no eating of my cookies in the name of good manners.

rob said...

does this mean i don't get cookies?

Dave said...

road trip to the jersey shore! mel makes delicious cookies and she can really shish-ke-bob chicken.

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