The Beach Is A Good Idea



One of man's greatest inventions-- and I'm not being sexist here, as I am pretty sure that it was a man that designed the bikini-- is the beach . . . it's the one time that we outsmarted womankind; we convinced them to wear their underwear in public in broad daylight and all we offered in return is our hairy torsos . . . and if you've seen my back hair recently, then you will agree that we men are definitely making out on the deal.

6 comments:

rob said...

there's no fucking picture for this post? the hell is wrong with you?

zman said...

rob likes back hair.

Dave said...

zman wouldn't give me a picture of his shoulder hair.

rob said...

much better

Eric said...

My god! It's like the picture was made for this post. Also, it proves how well a man's brain can block out the image of obese man and focus solely on the girls in bikinis, even though he is in between the two.

Dave said...

so true, so true. there are a few things that men are good at.

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