America: Home of the Grill, Land of the Knave


Only in America will the pimple faced grill guy from Lowe's-- whose camouflage boxers protrude conspicuously from his pants-- advise you that the the $350 Ducane Affinity 4200 is "a great grill for the money" but that he prefers (and has somehow found the cash to purchase) the $1000 dollar all stainless steel Weber model.

5 comments:

zman said...

I too bought a grill this weekend, from the least helpful salesperson in Home Depot's roster, while simultaneously preventing my son from knocking over glass-topped tables in the patio furniture section.

Dave said...

i must admit that the grill dude at lowe's was helpful, despite his obvious disdain for the low end grill i was purchasing. when he saw my car then realized why i wasn't purchasing a more expensive grill.

Melanie said...

that car is a drain on your self image. until you get a new car, you will never feel worthy to own anything of value. Btw, Ed and I always buy the cheap grills. Tonight there was fire coming out of the right dial that melted the knob. I think the Lowe's dude is right. Now I control the flame level with a plyer.

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