What Do The Pontiff and My Dog Have in Common?

Like the pope, my dog prefers to shit in the woods (except when he has the runs . . . then he shits in the playroom . . . my dog, I mean . . . I'm not sure how the Pope handles the runs).

5 comments:

Igor said...

He handles it with lots of toilet papal!

Igor said...

...and Pope-to Bismol!

Dave said...

ha ha ha! i mitre never stop laughing!

rob said...

and there goes sentence of dave up in a puff of white smoke

rhinolips said...

I vatican't believe how much I know about your dog's ordure.

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