One of the Benefits of Growing Old

Twenty years from now, my only hope is that people will refer to me as a "character" instead of an "idiot."

4 comments:

Igor said...

The name Random Characters pales in comparison to Random Idiots.

Of course, 20 years from now, you'll be pretty pale.

Squeaky said...

He may be pale in 20 years but it'll be hard to see his skin with all that hair.

Dave said...

are all old people pale? what about george hamilton?

Igor said...

Actually, given the amount olivey swarthiness in your skin tone, you won't get truly pale, you will get what they call "ashen." This may be a reference to your homeland of Pompeii.

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