Fecal Paradox

Due to lack of snow, the Canadian geese never left the park by my house this winter, and so the fields and paths are a shit-stained mess, except-- ironically-- the dog park, which has the only clean grass in the vicinity.

5 comments:

zman said...

Based on the title I expected this to be another post about underpants.

Dave said...

dear sir:

we will do our best to accomodate your tastes in future issues of sentence of dave. we thank you for your input.

dave

rob said...

i assume this means you care about canadian geese

Igor said...

Don't encourage him. That clearly doesn't count.

Dave said...

i just checked with the canadian tourism and caring ministry. it counts.

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