I May Have Given These Words of Wisdom to My Students

The difficult thing about family vacations is that you're out in public, so you can't hit your kids.

5 comments:

Lecky said...

Disney World, aka happiest place on earth = best public kid beatings

Dave said...

okay, you've convinced me-- i'll take my kids there, as long as i can beat them in line for the rides.

Squeaky said...

I like the jump in the taco count. 50 is no problem for the 1st half of the year.

rob said...

dave, i think it makes sense that we establish a mutual kid-beating pact for disney. feel free to thump mine, and i'll do the same for yours if they step out of line.

Dave said...

i can't hit a girl! (but feel free to smack my boys . . . it's an unfortunate paradox, but they speak english but don't actually respond to it).

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