My Vegetable Love Should Grow Vaster Than Empires


The prices at the vegetable market on Route 1 are better than the prices at Stop and Shop, but you have to be more discerning with your selections because the produce is not as consistent as the produce at the grocery store . . . and I find myself following the same inane pattern when assessing what I will purchase: for instance, say that I am browsing strawberries . . . I look at a carton and check the bottom for mold, and then I compare the ripeness to another carton and then I compare that carton to another one and then I compare the best carton so far to yet another random carton, but by this time I have completely forgotten what the first and second cartons looked like, nor do I remember where I put them down, so I usually just select the last carton I picked up, put it in the basket, and move along . . . only to repeat the same idiotic process with the next item on the list (and don't even get me started with avocados . . . I give each a perfunctory squeeze, but I don't even know what my criteria are for selecting one avocado instead of another-- I just take some time before I choose because I don't want to appear naive to the other shoppers).

4 comments:

Squeaky said...

Never thought I'd say this but you are Vegetable Hipster.

Dave said...

better than being a hipster that is also a vegetable.

Igor said...

You should put some of these vegetables on . . . say . . . tacos!

Jessica said...

For avocados take out the seed. Check the color. It should be bright green.

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