Kids Love Earwax and Vomit


Our friends went to Disney last week and they brought the boys back some Bertie Bott's Jelly Beans from HoneyDukes Candy Store; some of the beans are tasty: watermelon, blueberry, and lemon . . . some are bizarre: grass, black pepper-- which is actually kind of satisfying-- and dirt (which left a lingering dusty flavor at the top of my mouth) . . . and some are thoroughly disgusting: earwax, vomit, sausage, rotten egg, and soap . . . and the kids kept selecting the gross ones, so they could scream about how repulsive they tasted and then spit them into the garbage.

5 comments:

Igor said...

This seems just like something you would do in your younger days, like in college or grad school.

Igor said...

And speaking of eating, the taco tally has really been lacking of late. After that early surge right out of the gate and now this, you're starting to seem like Tuffy Rhodes.

Lecky said...

I'm still possible for the polar plunge - I'll keep you posted. Would you be up for a dash up to Bolton Valley in March for some snowboarding?

Squeaky said...

We're headed there in February. Wife wanted to get out from under all the snow we have. I can pick up another wonderful package of 'beans' for your boys.

Dave said...

hope you can make the plunge-- definitely will take a ride with you up to bolton. i've got the boys on skis this year, as well.

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