An Alternative Use For a Hand Dryer

Camping confession: I didn't shower during my camping trip last weekend, but it was pretty humid and despite changing underwear several times, I still felt pretty rank, and so the couple of times that I walked to the bathroom with plumbing, I pulled open the front of my pants and directed the hand dryer so it was blowing directly down them; this effectively dried my nether regions, but I was really concerned about someone walking in while I was doing this because my camping pants cinch at the ankles and I looked like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

4 comments:

Squeaky said...

Not to mention a pervert.

Clarence said...

Dave is defiling a hand dryer at a campground, exposing himself to any would-be men's room entrants, and he's worried about looking plump if someone walks in? Yikes.

Dave's working hard to add the "OMY" to the SOD this week.

Lecky said...

hair styling south of the border = gay.

Hair conditioning, manscaping, wtf?

Dave said...

there's no exposing going on unless you get right next to me. i used this technique to dry my nether regions at the public library today.

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