Sweet Sweet Cup Holder


I'm proud of the fact that I've been driving the same car since 1994 (a Jeep Cherokee Sport-- solid V6 engine and no power windows or locks or anything to break) but sometimes I dream of when the chassis will finally rust out and die because then I'll get a car with doors that always open, a car with an iPod dock . . . a car with a cup holder (that's right, I don't have a cup-holder-- there is a designated sneaker for holding hot coffee if there's no passenger-- otherwise the passenger is the cup-holder . . . but I am wondering: why is this? had the cup been yet invented in 1994? or was there once a cup-holder and I can't remember?)

6 comments:

Esoderic said...

If I weren't so haunted by the image, I might comment on the sentence.

Whitney said...

Dave, you'll never get a new car, because DeathBox 2000 will never die.

Anonymous said...

Guy
You have got to see this. Obama playing on XBox. Funniest video ever. http://bit.ly/bllhx1

Whitney said...

Hey Anonymous, I'm not sure Dave's dad frequents these parts.

zoltan said...

Then whose parts does Dave's dad frequent?

Dave said...

i think i have to drive the deathbox to norfolk for the fishing trip. no AC, so i hope it's unseasonably cool.

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