My Cast For Catcher



Now that J.D. Salinger is finally dead, perhaps his family will allow a movie to be made of The Catcher in the Rye, and I'm assuming this will take a LONG time to get sorted out, and so the digital technology will be such that any actor from any time period will be available . . . so here is my star-studded cast-- but you have to imagine the person at the proper age to play the role-- for Holden Caulfield I will go with Arrested Development age Michael Cera; Alan Ruck (Cameron Frye from Ferris Bueller's Day Off) will play Ackley; young Brad Pitt for Stradlater; John Malkovich for the wise but creepy and perhaps latently gay Mr. Antolini; Lindsay Lohann for Phoebe-- briliant choice both for the red-hair and her fall from grace; East Brunswick's Jesse Eisenberg for Holden's younger (and dead) brother Allie; Gabe Kaplan as Old Spencer; Risky Business era Rebecca De Mornay as Sunny; and Johnny Depp for his cool and affected older brother D.B.

5 comments:

Terrence said...

you forgot Jane! I'm thinking Kirsten Dunst. How about Carl Luce???

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me! English teachers talking about what flavor of the week would play the part of literary mainstays! Why don't you just cast the Luntz family, you big goddam bunch of phonies.

Dave said...

you would be concerned about carl luce. you get to play him. molly ringwald plays jane.

zman said...

Then Anthony Michael Hall as Holden?

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