It Tastes Better If It's Secret


So if you are anything like me (clueless) then you probably didn't know this, but I occasionally learn things from my students, and so I will pass on my new, hip, knowledge: Jamba Juice has a "secret menu" containing items with salacious, unhealthy names such as "Dirty Orgasm" and "Thank You Jesus" and "Fruity Pebbles" and "Penis Shooter" and "Pineapple Anus" (actually I made the last one up, but the rest are real) and while the employees have the recipes for all of these, they will not mention them or answer any questions about them-- but they will make them for you if you ask . . . I'm not sure if you have to whisper and I'll probably never be brave enough to order one of these, but it's still a great marketing campaign .

4 comments:

Whitney said...

"Fruity Pebbles" is so filthy dirty that there's a kids' cereal named that.

Dave said...

i still can't believe that the cereal censors allowed that one to slide by.

Al DePantsdowno said...

I don't get it. Is it supposed to be a gay reference or some kind of reference to male genitalia? Or both?

Dave said...

it sounds like both to me. why don't you order one and find out?

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