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Pain or Sepsis?
Just worked up a sweat removing a splinter from Alex's foot-- it took the two of us to hold him down.
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I would just like to point out that you said we would never find this blog. Obviously, I have achieved the impossible. I will not tell anyone, though...don't worry. Even though it is one of the more entertaining things I have ever seen.
jesse, how did you stumble on this god-forsaken cul-de-sac of the information highway? you may have earned yourself the prestigious honor of a sentence! (unless one of my children says something mildly entertaining) but please don't belittle my blog by calling it "entertainment"-- this is a very serious endeavor.
Sorry... by entertaining I meant thought provoking and a great idea. It's like I am putting the puzzle of your life together piece by piece. In all seriousness, it is an awesome idea I didn't meant to belittle it.
moving on to more serious issues than jesse marino finding your blog (this kid is a genius and he was born 16 weeks before his due date -- of course he found your blog)...why didn't you just leave the splinter in?
if you leave the splinter in, it could get in the bloodstream and migrate to the brain and paralyze you-- or so i have heard from the drunk woman that preaches near the asylum.
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I would just like to point out that you said we would never find this blog. Obviously, I have achieved the impossible. I will not tell anyone, though...don't worry. Even though it is one of the more entertaining things I have ever seen.
the kids, they are way smarter than us, dave.
jesse, how did you stumble on this god-forsaken cul-de-sac of the information highway? you may have earned yourself the prestigious honor of a sentence! (unless one of my children says something mildly entertaining) but please don't belittle my blog by calling it "entertainment"-- this is a very serious endeavor.
Sorry... by entertaining I meant thought provoking and a great idea. It's like I am putting the puzzle of your life together piece by piece. In all seriousness, it is an awesome idea I didn't meant to belittle it.
moving on to more serious issues than jesse marino finding your blog (this kid is a genius and he was born 16 weeks before his due date -- of course he found your blog)...why didn't you just leave the splinter in?
they're smarter than us, but they haven't mastered the self-mocking comedy of the old.
if you leave the splinter in, it could get in the bloodstream and migrate to the brain and paralyze you-- or so i have heard from the drunk woman that preaches near the asylum.
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