Enough Already

Last night I went to my first retirement dinner, and it made me want to retire-- would anyone like to pay me my salary so I can retire?

2 comments:

Whitney said...

Dave, I've been playing the lottery a bit lately, so I figure my winnings are right around the corner. When I win, I will pay you a generous salary to move your family within the confines of The Compound and hang out with me all day.

Dave said...

that sounds excellent, but ALL DAY? couldn't we work out some kind of schedule-- so we could avoid that whole sophomore year catastrophe . . .

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