How To Get to Leave Work Early

Yesterday, I had to leave school early because the zipper on my fly broke (I tried to fix it with a piece of double-sided tape because I was supposed to cover a class for my friend, but she said, "I can't even look at you. Go home.")

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Since I am bored to tears at the moment (proctoring the Accuplacer Test) I am thinking of ways to fix pants with the objects in the room--my best idea involves me chewing my entire pack of gum. I will keep you posted if I come up with anything better.

Anonymous said...

once in college, while i was in the shower, i tried to tie a bow around my genitals with a giant piece of gum-- i ended up putting peanut butter into my pubic hair in order to get it loose.

celine said...

anonymous is gross and should not be allowed to comment anymore. i have cut whoever that is off from their grotesque comments under the heading "anonymous" -- how dare they not show their face.

it was totally stacey who told you to go home, right? (could someone entertain me by emailing me quotes from the office and then I get to guess who said what during the conversation -- i am totally bored and this would make me feel better. totally.)

celine said...

or maybe someone can start a blog like the one i mentioned above

Dave said...

strachan told me to go home. anonymous IS gross and should be banned from my blog.

rob said...

clever, dave, clever indeed.

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